The Basic and Essential Nature of the Chief Philosophical Tenets of One of Our Two Major American Political Parties

Republicans whine
And Republicans bitch,
"Our rich are too poor
And our Poor are too rich."

The Universe From a Statue's Point of View

Deadly pigeons
All around
In the air
And on the ground.

Deadly pigeons
Everywhere
On the ground
And in the air.

Some BurmaShave-style Rhymes About the Election of 2000 which I call :

She thought That Nader Was really swell. Bush won The vote. Now She's in hell. Busha Shave	In the debates Bush sniffs And fidgets 'Cause his IQ's in Single digits. Busha Shave	Bush asks, "Is our Children learning?" But when Bush thinks, You smell circuits burning. Busha Shave	George Bush Believes (He learned by rote) It's not "One man..." but "One buck, one vote." Busha Shave
Drill all For oil. George Bush bin pushin'. To make Our land A big pincushion. Busha Shave	George Bush For prez? You bite your tongue! The man's as Dumb as Turkey dung. Busha Shave	The Freepers rave, "Al Gore's A liar!" Then why have THEIR pants Caught on fire? Busha Shave	"Flynt molests Children," Freepers sing. They'd best Take care... That's Dubya's thing. Busha Shave
"Real Plans For Real People." Is his "idea." It sounds Like Bush Brain diarrhea. Busha Shave	The Gov'ner's Dad Got him The Guard But even That proved Much to hard. Busha Shave	Had you, Like Bush, Not shown for duty They'd up and Jailed your Sweet patootie. Busha Shave	In 'Nam, Gore served With honor and pride While George Bush Found someplace To hide. Busha Shave
If we listen To pundits On CNN We won't have A pot to be Peein' in. Busha Shave	Bush thinks He's got "Miracle Schools." If you Agree Rand says you're fools. Busha Shave	Texans would have Real cause To rejoice If all of life's Questions were Multiple choice. Busha Shave	Bush stole The Vote By Coup d'Etat So Now We're in Some REAL deep snot! Busha Shave

Thankew veddy much.

Author: Ferguson Foont
Last Edited: July 10, 2001
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